One night in Paris...

Of all the news in the world, I like this story.

Simply because he says shit like, "I'm too busy worrying about other shit to deal with this cunted cunt."

Which is the correct answer. Always.

She's a fucking drunk driver.

And people are signing a petition to save her? Why??? Because she's Oprah? Because she's L. Ron? Because she's Bill O'Fucking-Reilly? No! She's a dumb slut. And I don't mean in that in the deragotory way. I mean, seriously, she's dumb: watch her show. [Actually, don't.] And she's a slut: watch her movies. [Seriously, do.] Dumb sluts deserve what they get. And if it doesn't itch, they deserve harder.