Thursday, January 4, 2007

Roadways laned for traffic

A friend of mine got this ticket.

Squared

I hate it when people think that two of something is squared.
Two Jeffs does not maketh a Jeff-squared.

Wednesday, January 3, 2007

Pilled to the gills and prowlin' through bars

A decent explanation of a favorite pasttime of mine.

By the time they explain the prevention tactics -- including moderation -- I think it was too late. Although they do seem to recommend taking a lot of pills when you drink.