Sunday, May 20, 2007

(Haywood & Leary, 1969)

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More evidence that Huskymail sucks.

Monday, May 14, 2007

Never gonna run around and desert you.



At 2:07, why does the bartender bounce himself off of a fence?

One night in Paris...

Of all the news in the world, I like this story.

Simply because he says shit like, "I'm too busy worrying about other shit to deal with this cunted cunt."

Which is the correct answer. Always.

She's a fucking drunk driver.

And people are signing a petition to save her? Why??? Because she's Oprah? Because she's L. Ron? Because she's Bill O'Fucking-Reilly? No! She's a dumb slut. And I don't mean in that in the deragotory way. I mean, seriously, she's dumb: watch her show. [Actually, don't.] And she's a slut: watch her movies. [Seriously, do.] Dumb sluts deserve what they get. And if it doesn't itch, they deserve harder.

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Thursday, May 3, 2007

Pants

3 Blog links worth checking out

Making fun of rap is cool.

Pictures with pretty colors are cool.

And I was going to find a third, but I'm hungry, so fuck ya.

Star Wars and Rupert Murdoch is buying the Wall Street Journal

I'm real excited about this.

I'm not so excited about this.
Bloomberg is apparently a good news source, reporting objectively, sticking to "business" points. But isn't anyone concerned that someone who admitted to trying to push a Republican agenda is trying to buy-out WSJ? I don't want my news like that.

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Why is the floor as low as you can go?

Legal American absinthe.


I had Absinthe in Prague.
In response to which, Pete said:
"Give it to me straight buddy, just how long am i gonna have to hose you off before you can get in my truck when i pick you up? Or are we talking riding in the back????"

I had Absinthe in Amsterdam.
And then I saw a guy with a "Stud Ranch" T-shirt.

I want Absinthe in Stafford.